Bill Hicks was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, and musician. Known for his sharp wit and biting satire, Hicks tackled a wide range of topics including politics, religion, and pop culture. His unique perspective and fearless approach made him one of the most influential comedians of his time. Today, many people still turn to his quotes for inspiration, humor, and thought-provoking insights. In this article, we will explore some of the best Bill Hicks quotes that continue to resonate with audiences around the world.
Read these Bill Hicks quotes
“I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.”
“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There’s no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we’re the imagination of ourselves.”
“The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it’s real because that’s how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it’s very brightly colored, and it’s very loud, and it’s fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, ‘Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?’ And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, ‘Hey, don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride.’
“Folks, it’s time to evolve. That’s why we’re troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything’s failing? It’s because, um – they’re no longer relevant. We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?”
“I’m tired of this back-slappin’ ‘Isn’t humanity neat?’ bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.”
“I have one of those faces where someone is always going, ‘What’s wrong? Are you okay?’ ‘I’m fine, I’m just thinking!’ ‘Will you quit thinking?’
“I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love, and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.”
“If anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself. Thank you, thank you. Just a little thought. I’m just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day they’ll take root – I don’t know. You try. You do what you can. Kill yourselves. Seriously though, if you are, do.”
“It’s just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It’s only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money, a choice, right now, between fear and love.”
“I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, ’cause I took ’em one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, ‘My God! I love everything.’ Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our country … how are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?”
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.”
“It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.”
“Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.”
“If you’re so pro-life, do me a favor: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.”
“The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it’s real because that’s how powerful our minds are.”
“I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.”
“We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.”
“It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom. Keep that in mind at all times.”
“I love talking about this stuff because I think it’s important. I don’t want to live in a world where someone else is making the decisions for me.”
“I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love, and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.”
“I’m tired of this back-slappin’ ‘Isn’t humanity neat?’ bullshit.”
These quotes are just a small glimpse of the brilliance that Bill Hicks brought to the world. His words continue to challenge and inspire, reminding us to question the status quo and think critically about the world around us. Whether you’re a fan of comedy or simply seeking thought-provoking insights, Bill Hicks’ quotes are sure to leave a lasting impression.
