Christmas Vacation is a beloved holiday comedy film that has been entertaining audiences since its release in 1989. One of the standout characters in the movie is the eccentric couple, Todd and Margo, who live next door to the Griswold family. Todd and Margo provide plenty of comedic moments throughout the film, and their witty and sarcastic quotes have become iconic. In this article, we will share some of the best Christmas Vacation Todd and Margo quotes that fans of the movie will surely enjoy.
Read these Christmas Vacation Todd and Margo quotes
“Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?” – Margo
“Well, it’s a long story.” – Todd
“We’re having a little problem with our sewer.” – Margo
“You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.” – Todd
“I’m sorry, this is our family’s first kidnapping.” – Margo
“Really? Gosh, I’m sorry. How insensitive of me. You must be at the end of your rope.” – Todd
“You know, there’s nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito.” – Margo
“Nothing like a good dose of radiation to make things grow.” – Todd
“Why is everything wet, Todd?”
“Oh, I had to hose down the house because I got electrocuted.” – Todd
“He’s cute, ain’t he? Only problem is, he’s got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he’ll grab your leg and just go to town. You don’t want him around if you’re wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. A word of warning, though: If he does lay into you, it’s best to just let him finish.” – Todd
“I don’t know, Margo! Try jiggling the handle.” – Todd
“I did! Jiggle the handle! Jiggle the handle!” – Margo
“If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now.” – Margo
“We checked every bulb, didn’t we?”
“Every bulb except one. It’s burnt out.” – Todd
“I’m sorry, we’re tied up right now. But if you leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Thank you.” – Margo
“We’re kicking off our fun old-fashioned family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols.” – Todd
“Todd, you’re missing all the fun. These kids are having the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye.” – Margo
“I don’t know what to say, except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.” – Margo
“We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye.” – Todd
“That’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.” – Margo
“Clark, that’s the gift that keeps on taking.” – Todd
“If that cat had nine lives, he just spent ’em all.” – Margo
“Todd, these are our new neighbors.”
“New neighbors? You mean you have to live next to these people?” – Todd
“Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn… the clean, cool chill of the holiday air… and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.” – Margo
“Margo, I’m sorry, but I’m not going to be able to make it.” – Todd
“But you promised!”
“Yeah, but I’m not going.” – Todd
“Why don’t you just ask him for the money, Eddie?”
“Oh, no, I can’t do that. That wouldn’t be right. I mean, if he’s not gonna give it to me willingly, I’m gonna have to steal it.” – Margo
“Todd, I think you’re overreacting.”
“You think I’m overreacting? You think I’m overreacting?!” – Todd
These Christmas Vacation Todd and Margo quotes capture the essence of their quirky personalities and provide plenty of laughs. Whether you’re a fan of the movie or just looking for some holiday cheer, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the hilarity that is Todd and Margo in Christmas Vacation.
