Kimmy Schmidt is a character from the popular Netflix series “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.” Played by the talented Ellie Kemper, Kimmy is a survivor who is determined to make the most out of life after being rescued from a doomsday cult. With her infectious optimism and unique outlook on life, Kimmy delivers hilarious and memorable lines throughout the show.
In this article, we have compiled a list of some of the best Kimmy Schmidt quotes that will surely bring a smile to your face. Whether you’re looking for a pick-me-up or a dose of laughter, these quotes will not disappoint. Read on to discover the wit and charm of Kimmy Schmidt!
Note: This article contains spoilers for the show “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.”
Read these Kimmy Schmidt Quotes
“I’m not really great at thinking things through. I guess that’s why I’m still here.”
“You can’t break a person who’s already broken. You know what they call that? A mosaic.”
“Life beats you up. You can either curl up in a ball and die or you can stand up and say we’re different, we’re the strong ones, and you can’t break us.”
“Hashbrown: No filter.”
“I’m pretty, well-traveled, and I speak French, so I’m basically a human candelabra.”
“I’m not really good at saying goodbye, so I’m gonna say ‘I love you’ instead.”
“A woman can do anything. She can be brave and she can be strong and she can be as smart as any man.”
“People think I’m dumb because I’m blonde, but I know how to read. I know how to read things like ‘stop,’ and ‘do not enter.'”
“I’m not interested in normal. That’s too easy. I want to be special.”
“Sometimes you need to put your head down and work. And other times, you need to say ‘screw it’ and have fun.”
“I’m a pretty girl. I know how to get out of jury duty.”
“I’m always amazed at what women can do. Except for my mom, who is basically helpless without me.”
“I’m a woman and I can do anything. I can be anything I want to be. I just need to find out what that is.”
“I’ve been through worse. I was held underground for 15 years by a crazy preacher. This is nothing!”
“I’m like a superhero, but without the powers or the motivation.”
“I don’t know how to do anything. That’s what makes me special!”
“I’m not a person who thinks about the future. I’m more of a ‘day-by-day’ kind of person. Also, a ‘minute-by-minute’ kind of person.”
“I don’t need a map. I have instincts. And they are almost right about 60% of the time.”
“I’m not afraid of anything. Except for roller coasters, and cotton balls, and open water, and birds, and cotton candy, and the sound of my own heartbeat.”
“I’m not just a big ball of energy. I’m a big ball of emotions too.”
“Life is tough, but so are you.”
These are just a few of the many unforgettable quotes from Kimmy Schmidt. Her positive attitude and determination to overcome any obstacle make her a truly inspiring character. Whether you need a laugh or a reminder to never give up, Kimmy’s quotes are sure to uplift your spirits. So go ahead, embrace the unbreakable spirit within you and face life’s challenges head-on!
