Mary Steenburgen is an American actress known for her versatile roles in both film and television. One of her most memorable performances was in the comedy movie “Step Brothers” where she played Nancy Huff, the loving and supportive mother of the two main characters. Her character provided many hilarious and memorable quotes throughout the film. In this article, we have compiled a list of some of the best Mary Steenburgen Step Brothers quotes that will surely make you laugh.
Read these Mary Steenburgen Step Brothers quotes
“You don’t know anyone named Johnny Hopkins. It was probably Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazing that shit up every day.”
“I can’t have you calling me ‘Dad’ in front of my real dad.”
“Why are you so sweaty?” – Dale Doback. “I was watching Cops.” – Brennan Huff.
“I’ve been called the songbird of my generation by people who’ve heard me.” – Brennan Huff.
“I’m not making myself clear. I’m not trying to say ‘I don’t like you.’ I’m saying ‘I want to castrate you and your whole fucking family’.”
“I’m burying you!” – Brennan Huff. “I’m alive!” – Dale Doback.
“I’m not a doctor, but I think you might have… What’s it called? Uh, ‘Mentally Retarded’.”
“The only reason you’re living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her and we’ll put up with the retard in the meantime.”
“I’m not a cat, I don’t purr.” – Dale Doback. “Well, I’m a dinosaur. Rawr.” – Brennan Huff.
“I’m just saying, you need to think about your options. I know you two are technically married but… I think we all need to open our minds a little bit.”
“I’m not gonna call him Dad. Even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan Huff. “I’m not gonna call him Dad. Even if there’s a fire!” – Dale Doback.
“We’re here to fuck shit up!” – Brennan Huff. “We’re here to fuck shit up!” – Dale Doback.
“You have to call me ‘Dragon’.”
“We’re putting liquid paper on a bee… and it died.”
“I’m warning you, if you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife.”
“You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.”
“You’re not a doctor. You’re a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!”
“We’re not gonna live with you in the fucking past!” – Brennan Huff. “We’re not gonna live with you in the fucking past!” – Dale Doback.
“I want to roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there. It’s warm and it’s cozy. Oh, I’d just walk around with you in there and just knowing, whenever I feel a tickle or scratch it’s your hair on my vagina!”
“I’m not gonna call him Dad. Even if there’s a fire!” – Brennan Huff. “I’m not gonna call him Dad. Even if there’s a fire!” – Dale Doback.
These Mary Steenburgen Step Brothers quotes are just a glimpse of the comedic brilliance she brought to the film. Her character, Nancy Huff, added a dynamic and entertaining element to the story. If you haven’t watched “Step Brothers” yet, make sure to check it out for a good laugh and to enjoy Mary Steenburgen’s hilarious performance.
