Michael Scott and Toby Flenderson are two iconic characters from the hit TV show “The Office.” Michael, the bumbling and often inappropriate regional manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, and Toby, the mild-mannered and often overlooked HR representative, have a complicated relationship. Michael’s disdain for Toby is legendary, as he often refers to him as the “worst” and the “devil.” However, Toby always tries to maintain a sense of professionalism and calmness, even in the face of Michael’s constant ridicule.
In this article, we have compiled some of the most memorable quotes from Michael Scott about Toby. These quotes showcase Michael’s unique and often hilarious perspective on Toby and their tumultuous relationship. Whether you’re a fan of “The Office” or simply looking for a good laugh, these quotes are guaranteed to entertain.
So, without further ado, let’s dive into the world of Michael Scott and his infamous quotes about Toby Flenderson.
Read these Michael Scott Toby Quotes
“If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.”
“Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he’s really not a part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s really not a part of his family.”
“Toby’s like an evil snail. He’s a slug, and he’s dangerous. And I want you to stay away from him, because he is a cancer.”
“The worst thing about prison was the… was the Dementors. They were flying all over the place, and they were scary, and they’d come down, and they’d suck the soul out of your body, and it hurt!” – Michael (Toby correcting Michael’s quote about prison)
“Toby is everything that is wrong with the paper industry.”
“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
“Toby is a vital part of our office. He’s in charge of Dunder Mifflin paper supply and also our morale.”
“I don’t care what they say about me, I just want to eat. Which I realize is a lot to ask for. At a dinner party.”
“Toby is like an 8th grade girl. He’s a gossip. He’s a chatterbox.”
“Toby is the silent killer. I mean, go back to the annex…”
“Toby works in HR. That’s a joke. Like, uh, I don’t even know what he does. I mean, do you?…No one does.”
“Toby is a white-collar version of Charlie Manson.”
“Toby Flenderson is everything that is wrong with the paper industry.”
“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
“Toby has been cruisin’ for a bruisin’ for twelve years, and I am now his cruise director, and my name is Captain Bruisin’.”
“Toby is a necessary evil. Like… snakes and rats and… and politicians.”
“Toby Flenderson is a convicted rapist.”
“Toby is trying to brainwash everyone and turn them against me.”
“Toby is the mastermind behind everything that is wrong with this office. He’s like a super villain, but he’s real.”
“I hate talking to Toby. He’s the worst. He’s just so boring and he’s always whining about something. Blah, blah, blah, blah.”
“Toby’s like an itch that you can’t scratch.”
These quotes perfectly capture the hilarity and absurdity of Michael Scott’s distaste for Toby Flenderson. Despite Toby’s best efforts to maintain professionalism, Michael’s relentless insults and jabs never cease. As fans of “The Office,” we can’t help but laugh at these memorable lines. Whether you’re Team Michael or Team Toby, these quotes will undoubtedly bring a smile to your face.
Remember, these quotes are all in good fun and are a testament to the incredible writing and comedic timing of the show. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the comedic genius of Michael Scott and his unforgettable quotes about Toby Flenderson.
