Read these Paulie Walnut quotes
“I gotta whack somebody every six months just to make sure nobody forgot about me.”
“Remember when” is the lowest form of conversation.”
“There’s an old Italian saying: You fuck up once, you lose two teeth.”
“Even a broken clock is right twice a day.”
“You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.”
“You gotta remember to appreciate what you got, especially when you got it.”
“Sometimes, I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky.”
“The only thing I’m concerned about is telling a good story and finding an audience to hear it.”
“I’m like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to shit.”
“You take a shot at the king, you better not miss.”
“When you’re dead, you’re dead. Let the living worry about the living.”
“You don’t shit where you eat, and you really don’t shit where I eat.”
“You know, they say revenge is a dish best served cold. But I like it hot.”
“You can’t be half a gangster. Not anymore.”
“A wrong decision is better than indecision.”
“Opportunity knocks, but it doesn’t ring a doorbell.”
“We’re soldiers; soldiers don’t go to hell. It’s war. Soldiers kill other soldiers. We’re in a situation where everyone involved knows the stakes and if you are going to accept those stakes, you’ve got to do certain things. It’s business.”
“I’m like a bull that hears the trumpet. I got no choice. I gotta charge.”
“You can’t make a joke anymore. Everything offends everybody.”
“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”
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