Trains, Planes, and Automobiles Quotes: A Tribute to the Classic Comedy
For fans of the 1987 film, “Trains, Planes, and Automobiles,” the combination of Steve Martin and John Candy is simply legendary. This comedy masterpiece directed by John Hughes has left an indelible mark on the hearts of viewers. With its witty dialogue and hilarious situations, the movie continues to be quoted and referenced by fans across the globe. In this article, we pay tribute to this beloved film by compiling some of the most memorable quotes from “Trains, Planes, and Automobiles.”
Read these Trains, Planes, and Automobiles Quotes
“I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days, I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They’d say, ‘How can you stand it?’ And I’d say, ‘Because I’ve been with Del Griffith. I can take anything.'” – Neal Page
“Those aren’t pillows!” – Neal Page
“You’re going the wrong way!” – Neal Page
“I know this is not a conventional way to travel, but we’re unconventional people, aren’t we? You bet we are!” – Del Griffith
“Del: You play with your balls a lot.
Neal: I do not play with my balls.
Del: Larry Bird doesn’t do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!”
“Neal: Del, why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?”
“Neal: Del, you’re a great guy.
Del: I can tolerate any form of rudeness except rudeness in a car. And I never drive on the shoulder, on principle!”
“Del: Her first baby came out sideways. She didn’t scream or nothin’.
Neal: She didn’t?
Del: Nope.
Neal: How’d it come out?
Del: She had to have an operation.”
“Neal: You’re crazy.
Del: I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. ‘Cause I’m the real article. What you see is what you get.”
“Neal: I’m not so sure you’re a salesman.
Del: Well, I don’t know why you’re so interested in me. I’m a blabbermouth!”
“Neal: Where’s your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows.
Neal: Those aren’t pillows!”
“Del: The first time I ever heard of you guys, I thought you might be Redskins.” – Del Griffith
“Neal: Del, why did you rent a car?
Del: I do it all the time. It’s a nerve-wracking experience but I find it exhilarating.” – Neal Page
“Del: It’s not a train. It’s a plane.
Neal: It’s a hurt!”
“Neal: You’re going the wrong way! You’re going to kill somebody!
Del: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Relax!”
“Neal: You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting.
Del: I am not choosing, I’m just telling the truth. That’s the funniest part of the whole story.” – Neal Page
“Del: I’ve never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles before.
Neal: How’d you like to make a million bucks?
Del: You’re funny!”
“Neal: You know, you’re crazy.
Del: That’s what everyone keeps telling me.” – Neal Page
“Neal: Del, why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?”
“Del: When I was a kid, I wanted to be exactly like Evel Knievel.
Neal: Good thing you didn’t grow up to be a farmer.”
“Neal: You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting.
Del: I am not choosing, I’m just telling the truth. That’s the funniest part of the whole story.” – Neal Page
Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just discovering this classic comedy, these quotes from “Trains, Planes, and Automobiles” are sure to bring a smile to your face. From the banter between Neal Page and Del Griffith to their unforgettable misadventures on their journey home, this film continues to captivate audiences with its timeless humor. So, the next time you’re planning a movie night, don’t forget to include “Trains, Planes, and Automobiles” and relish in the comedic genius that is Steve Martin and John Candy.
